COVFeFe - Chemically Imbalanced Sweatshirt
When the president tweets from between satin sheets, that's COVFeFe! A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
Please note that clothing items are print-on-demand, so be sure to consult the sizing chart. If you receive the item as ordered there are no returns or exchanges. (Trying to decide between two sizes? We've found it's better to choose the larger size.)
In normal times (remember those?) the turnaround time for apparel was one week. Now it is taking about 3 to 4 weeks to fulfill these orders, as our printer has done a good job implementing COVID 19 safety considerations in the work place. The good news is our printer is safely increasing its staff and facilities, so the order fulfillment time is steadily improving.
Please feel free to write us at firstname.lastname@example.org if you have any questions about your order.
Thank you so much for your patience and support during these hard times: Your order helps us keep the wheels of satire rolling, even as the national tour has been grounded.
• 8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
• Classic fit
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband